When you can go outside and feel like you just stepped into a tanning bed, you know it’s perfect weather!
I hate feeling like I only exist when people want something from me.
My feet don’t smell….they don’t even have noses!
I just recieved some potentially incredible news regarding my future career! *Fingers crossed*
xcatherinewilson: -magicalhearts: tumboner: chonostoff: stay-pissed-kid: JUST CLICK PLAY, AND PISS YOURSELF! first i was like “oh is this supposed to be funny cause she doesn’t know the answer or” and then oh my god I lol’d. **HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is all. =) =)
Tell me about the F*ing golf shoes!
So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier...– Hunter S. Thompson (via jmroberts425)
Rock is not the Devil’s work, it’s magical and rad.– Tenacious D (via kaymayski)